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Song Parodies -> "Joey Ratz'r"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Joey Ratz'r"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Joey Ratz'r,
He will take 'em by the hand.
Joey Ratz'r,
In them heathen foreign lands,
And convert 'em:
Shintoists in Japan,
Communists in China,
And convert 'em,
Joey Ratz'r.
Joey Ratz'r,
He has left his old house in town,
Joey Ratz'r,
He's divested of his old gown.
And he'll lead 'em,
Now that he's the Papam,
The bells just did a chimer,
In St. P's Square,
Joey Ratz'r.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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