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Song Parodies -> "I Only Have Eyes for Juice"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes for You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes for Juice"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I am the glugging kind, a blind drunk;
I can’t see ’cause off too much booze.

To the bar—sounds just right!
There I’ll go, have some rounds, and get tight.
I only have for booze, beer.

By noon, I’ll be high;
I’ll be stinking drunk—pied in the eye,
’cause I only have eyes for booze.

I go there to drink up the hard stuff,
after which I will down a brew.

Booze, then beer. . .
then some rye
I am swillin’ till my wallet’s dry,
but not I, toping like a sluice
that is overly primed. . .let loose.

So here’s mud in your eye:
I’ve been swillin’; the hours have gone by
drunk I am from the beer and juice
that is overly high in proof.

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