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Song Parodies -> "MBS (Mister Bone Saw)"

Original Song Title:

"Mister Sandman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"MBS (Mister Bone Saw)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Cut, cut, cut….
up, up, up….

Mister Bone Saw, send out a team (cut, cut, cut, cut)
to slice Kashoggi up, then get the place clean (scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub).
Then get someone to give you cover (hush, hush, hush up).
This ain’t your first hit; there’ll be many others.

Honed saw goes through the bone (cut, cut, cut, cut)
like knife through butter—it’s so well toned (cut, cut, cut, cut).
Dispatch your assassins team,
Mister Bone Saw, keep your hands “clean.”

Scrub, scrub, scrub….

Mister Bone Saw, they’re such a scream:
the denials about sending the team.
To say the least, you are no lover
of freedom, and you have lots of cover.

Bone saw went through Kashogg’
on your orders; this wasn’t a “rogue”
op but rather, your top team…
used a bone saw and not a fleam.

Blood, blood, blood….

Mister Bone Saw, yes, you sent the team
to use a blade with sharpness and shiny gleam.
Obvious: He wasn’t your pal, Kashoggi.
Obvious too: Not an op that went “roguey.”

Mister Bone Saw, such lies you’ve told (they’re getting old);
we listen to them, and our eyes have rolled.
So, please turn off your BS stream.
Mister Bone Saw, quit it, please, please cease.
For your own law, Kash’ is deceased.

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ك م ل - October 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Now try a tribute to Jamal's uncle, billionaire arms dealer and all-around Middle East dirtbag, Adnan Khashoggi (you remember that name, dont you, خ ا ب?) ....... Mr Adnan, make me a deal (ل و ل)
Patrick - October 19, 2018 - Report this comment
I thought that Khashoggi name sounded familiar. The whole operation sounds too well coordinated to have been a rogue team action. Prince Salman or whatever his name is, just cleaning up the opposition. Nicely rhymed and synchronized parody. I always find it tough to work with songs that contain "echoes".
Agrimorfee - October 19, 2018 - Report this comment
A word-worthy parody writer who is not me could write a fantastic parody of "Shipoopi" from The Music Man on this topic...just laying that one out there.
JAB - October 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Looks like you have it well underway, ك م ل -. Have at it. Possible second line: You're so good at it, you've got a great spiel."
ق م ل - October 20, 2018 - Report this comment
I do believe I caught an inside joke here. Not only does MBS stand for Mr Bone Saw, it's also the initials for محمد نن سلمان .... is it not so, JAB? Es muy chistoso, you sly old "kelb." (That's Arabic for собака)

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