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Song Parodies -> "Bummer Breeze"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Breeze"
Original Performer:
Seals and Croft
Parody Song Title:
"Bummer Breeze"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
See the curtains rustle when the wind blows--
That to me is such a stirring sight.
I feel so light right after the window blows,
But, friend, a match you must not light!
CHORUS:
Bummer breeze makes me feel fine,
Blowin' through the canyon of my hind.
Bummer breeze makes me feel fine,
Blowin' through the canyon of my hind.
"See that taper? Do not light it!" I squawk
"Or the explosion will loudly roar.
In the windows it'll shatter glass
And blow off every single door!"
CHORUS
Beans had for supper; the canyon will boom.
You can hear it all the way to Karthoum.
To de-scent my home, some fart spray will work,
Although the spray also makes wallpaper curl.
It gets vile when I rip in the kitchen--
Might kill your appetite for stew.
But I'm armed with lots more of that spray,
Though the scent's penetrated the food.
CHORUS
That to me is such a stirring sight.
I feel so light right after the window blows,
But, friend, a match you must not light!
CHORUS:
Bummer breeze makes me feel fine,
Blowin' through the canyon of my hind.
Bummer breeze makes me feel fine,
Blowin' through the canyon of my hind.
"See that taper? Do not light it!" I squawk
"Or the explosion will loudly roar.
In the windows it'll shatter glass
And blow off every single door!"
CHORUS
Beans had for supper; the canyon will boom.
You can hear it all the way to Karthoum.
To de-scent my home, some fart spray will work,
Although the spray also makes wallpaper curl.
It gets vile when I rip in the kitchen--
Might kill your appetite for stew.
But I'm armed with lots more of that spray,
Though the scent's penetrated the food.
CHORUS
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Found via the random feature, John B. "The canyon will boom". Nothing like a good bodily function parody to make the eyes water.
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