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Song Parodies -> "Mai Tai"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"Mai Tai"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gonna use Mount Gay every time I make a mai tai.
Gonna use fruit juice to infuse the booze in mai tai.
When I drink my mai tai my throat'll get wetter.
I'll burp and feel better and wipe off my sweater.
It's swell, but a little tart, and sometimes makes me fart, a mai tai.

I have more than two and I get pretty stewed with mai tai.
I raucously cry, "Here's mud in your eye!" with mai tai.
I drink mai tais, and I'm a goner.
I wake up addressing "Your Honor."
But right now I'm leaving, 'cause in court I'm heaving mai tai.

Well it is the court's opinion I was over the top.
I'd had to be pinned by a whole team of cops.
One was fat around the waist, like a tire.
He made me squeal as he sat on my back.

A muscle-bound man threw me in the slam—no shy guy.
This rancid place held men who'd just been maced and high guys.

I think I will remove my bar
And stop drinking crappy mai tais and sidecars.

The man took my shoelaces, and he took my belt and my tie.
That muscle-bound man threw me in the slam—took my tie.
Afraid I'll make a lace, get a blue face with my tie.

I'm more worried about the bar
Of soap I might drop when I'm in the shower
And 'bout the hairy ape who might gape, rape, and say, "You're my guy!" (3x)

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Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Two parodies today about drinkin' and goin' before a judge, interesting..... heh heh, 5's.
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
gee,"muscle-bound man" fit in perfectly John, but I liked "I wake up addressing "Your Honor." the best - 555
Rick D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Lemme have some of what you're drinking if it helps to be this creative. Welcome to the top ten. I knew it wouldn't take you too long.
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, that's right! Congratulations on entering the top ten, JB! T.S.Blessranger, take a look in your side-view mirror, heh heh heh.... ;-D
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
more a short story than a song...i love it...5s
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart. JD, Rick--thanks and thanks!
Guy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
They said they had a court date for me. I thought it was a date with a quart of Beam.
AFW - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Triumphantly follows the tried and true tradition of parody humor...all fives
Ashkicksass - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is fantastic!! I loved the mai tai / my tie change...
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, Guy, AFW, Ash--many thanks.

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