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Song Parodies -> "Surreptitious Mines"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Surreptitious Mines"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The posts I'm logging today are dedicated to the doyenne of defecation, the diva of diarrhea, the duchess of dung jests, Poopie Longstocking.
The dog takes a crap
When he's let out
And covers ordnance to waylay me,
Which I can't see.
I drop my shoe blindly.
Then my footfall--that's a turd, I'd say.

Implanted on the leather--
Surreptitious mines.
It's built up on the seams--
Surreptitious mines.

The other shoe's moving low;
Drops on one set to blow. . .
And the pup was pissin' where it lies.

It explodes and then
It zaps my size ten,
And already I do fear,
It's drying,
Caking hard on the leather.
Before this, they shined.
I must get these shoes cleaned.
Surreptitious mines.

Oh, will these Lugz* survive?
I'll have to smear on some dyes.
Worse than stepping in cowpies.

So I'm hunting low
To disarm Fido's poo.
Ugh! Yuck! Yuck!

*A brand of shoes.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my own parody called "Vicious Piles", JB. Good job.
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
right on target
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it, but do we really need more poo parodies?
AFW - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
My neighbor has two or three I can relate to this...trip-poo fives
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Freaky! We're thinking along the same lines today, John. 555
John Barry - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Alvin. DAK, thanks, and I plan to give it a rest. Thanks, AFW. Kristof--thanks; must the the dog days.
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved it, even reminded me of my own "Big Slobbers." But I had to dock you a point for mentioning the dribble, I mean drivel of Poopie Long Dropping.

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