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Song Parodies -> "Whoa! Sinkhole"

Original Song Title:

"Old King Cole"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose

Parody Song Title:

"Whoa! Sinkhole"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Whoa! sinkhole
gobbles up huge cars whole:
it’s a very gross hole we see.
Guess a sewer pipe
broke because it was old,
built in the 19th century.

Became brittle, very brittle;
now the shit’ll run free with the pee,
a sea of pee and pipe lees, like a river!
Then a house, unspared,
falls into there.
Shit! grown sinkhole’s rift is so risky!

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