-> "Hey, Baby, You're Slayin' With Pong"
Original Song Title:
"Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, Baby, You're Slayin' With Pong"
The Lyrics
Hey, baby, you’re slayin’ with pong,
Like an air-chuted rear
Or an unwashed locker throng.
Hey, baby, you’re slayin’ with pong—
When there’s drafty weather
The air is so wrong.
Round you come—not a pretty smellin’ spree. ..
Like a mutt unbathed since 1963.
It makes me feel like moving;
That smell’s enough to penetrate roofing.
Hey, baby, you’re slayin’ with pong,
Like a skunk-infused beer
Or an unwashed jocker’s thong.
Hey, baby, you’re slayin’ with pong—
When there’s drafty weather
The air is so strong.
Wretched scented breeze is wafting up to me
As if you blended some poo with potpourri.
It makes me fell like gagging—
I think I will need some air-sickness bagging.
Hey, baby; slay, baby.
Round you come—not a pretty smellin’ spree.
Try a tub and then please bathe relentlessly.
Makes you feel like removing
Dirt sticky as stuff that they use for roofing.
Hey, baby, allaying that pong— don’t you fear it now,
Hey, baby; hey, baby.
Don’t dread allaying that pong.
Bathe, baby; bathe, baby!
Bath—don’t fear it, baby!!
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