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Song Parodies -> "Calif. Clowns"

Original Song Title:

"Cathy's Clown"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Calif. Clowns"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You think Congress is dysfunctional? You ain’t seen the CA state legislature in inaction.
Don’t want these dunces and putzes anymore,
Don’t want these dimwits and nitwits, that’s for sure.
The lying slime
In Norcal town,*
Creeps and drunks, lunkheads, and skunks,
They’re Calif.’s clowns.

They got a scam; all
In special-interest thrall.
They open mouths and tell lies,
They got their finger in the pies,
And got a lotta gall.

Don’t want these dunces and these schmucks anymore,
Don’t want these witless, grifting twits, that’s for sure.
They lie each time
Mouths make a sound.
In the sump from which come dumps
Their tongues are found.

When you see a reddened rear
On a fat cat with a leer,
It’s a cinch the cat’s just had
A rim job and feels glad
Enough big bucks to share.

Don’t want these dunces and putzes anymore.
They know exactly what to kiss, that’s for sure. . .
Big heinies rimed
Where their tongues found.
Feast on plump and lumpy rumps,
These Calif. clowns,
These callous clowns,
These canker clowns,
These crap-filled clowns


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2Eagle - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Somebody has to help the millionares keep their tax shelters.
Patrick - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
What ever happened to that earthquake Mongo Jerry and Cass Elliot sang about back in the early '70's, the one that was supposed to cause the state to break off and float to Hawaii? My nephew moved there for a job. Then he bought a gun. Good idea.
Old Man Ribber - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Ironically, many of these millionaires are in Hollywood...and touting a completely different agenda while safely protected from financial woes. ;D

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