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Song Parodies -> "Torture"

Original Song Title:

"Torture"

Original Performer:

Kris Jensen

Parody Song Title:

"Torture"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YjqdheyfoM
Torture, torture—
The dentist’s torturing me.

Though he will pound on my teeth and make bad faces,
I don’t mind, but this is worse than damn braces.
Each time a new song starts, it’s misery.
He’s torturing me,
Torturing me.

This torture that I’m going through
Is not the pain that does ensue
When he drills teeth with no lido-
caine but what’s on the radio.

Torture, torture—
Sirius XM tortures me.
I will need lots of happy drugs, soon!
To counter these sappy love tunes.
This one really hurts—it is “Honey.”*
It’s torturing me,
Torturing me!!


*One of the most saccharine, insipid pop songs of all time, by Bobby Goldsboro.



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Pacing: 5.0
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Rob Arndt - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree- 5s! And over long periods, that awful latex taste too!
UnKnownChaptress - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
wait until I slip into my black leather Chaps, Captain Jack de BareAll . . . then the real fun begins, SirSweaty !!

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