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Song Parodies -> "I Put Through Felt the Cue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Put Through Felt the Cue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I put through felt the cue,
Shooting for 9.

I'd tried a combo with the 2,
Which was lyin'
Near 8, lyin'.

But too hard I rammed it,
The cue, aiming down.
Ripped it rather badly
And then I madly threw the chalk down.

Got in a spell and, too,
Got out of line,
Of line.

Broke the cue,
Broke the cue,
Broke the cue,
Broke the cue in two, vowed
To split from there,
Start a drinking spree
And get quite plowed.

More beer, please.
I'm on my twelfth large brew,
Drunk as a swine.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
5 ball in corner pocket.
alvin rhodes - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
i left some votes for you...and they're fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives
Meriadoc - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Scratch this and you'll find a good parody...
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I think the pool is starting to run a little dry.
AFW - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Having a banged a few billiard balls in my day, I can appreciate this.. ..quite original..
The Charnstar - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I shot the 5 3 times
poomaster - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody! 555!

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