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Song Parodies -> "Like Rabbits"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Like Rabbits"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This pill makes you larger,
If you were still or small.
Herbalists said, "Mugwort lifts you."
Did nothing for you at all.
Take Cialis,
You'll feel ten feet tall.

If you've paced it like a rabbit,
And hours later, you can't fall.
And it's still looking like a cantered pillar—
Once, like a worm it crawled.
With Cialis,
You're still ten feet tall.

"That's ten on the scoreboard!
Still up!" she yells, "Another go?"
But it's continuing to mushroom,
And your spine is moving low.
No, Cialis!
No need to grow!

Your stick's like log proportioned
You want floppy instead!
It's still upright and stalking upward.
Now you know what it means—"hothead."
You want your member dormant, dead.
"Please relent!" (3x)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
So, taken up worshipping the ancient Roman god Priapus, eh?
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
How strangely tumescent. Extreme punning abounds, to the point of incomphrension. (i feel weird now) 545
alvin rhodes - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
funny...5s....and don't forget....if an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention
John Barry - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
C'mon, Ag, you gotta take some acid first.

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