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Song Parodies -> "This Sow Is Clever"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now or Never"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"This Sow Is Clever"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This sow endeavors
To be air-light.
Were she a starling,
She would take flight
Her sorrow--she can't inflate.
This sow endeavors
To levitate.

The sty's like a zoo--
Pig piles never-ending
Some will be ham, sure;
Fat left for rend'ring.
She's heard the wry line:
"That'll be when pigs fly." Swine
Must stay down here,
To atmosphere, can't blast.

This sow endeavors
To make a flight;
She's not a starling,
But she's quite bright.
Tomorrow will be too late:
This sow'll be severed
And then be ate.

So she will fill up,
Once she got the notion,
A bladder left from
Slaughter's commotion.
So then she ties the
End off. . .grunts, "Won't fry me!"
The other end,
Held to a friend's airway.

This sow is clever;
She will take flight.
Captures the farting--
Bladder's air-light.
To mount up
Had been her fate.
This sow's intrepid--
She'll levitate

This sow now never
Will fill a plate.

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alvin - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
very surreal concept....liked this a lot
LilMadamePorktress - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, I've the winged piglets, at local gift shops . . Heavenly sows they be !
MasonR - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
You've penned a winner! 555
Andy Primus - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good - I sung along to this one but I can't sing well so I just made it sownd boaring.
Dr Music - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
This song was brilliant. It reminds me of the lovely Ms Piggy from The Muppet Show. She is one of the most well known muppets after all.

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