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Song Parodies -> "Scorned Me"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Scorned Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Scorned me—I peep through my window
and see a bare-ass show. . .
mooned me with their nether parts.

Giving me moons—pulled pants down to
show scenters [sic] of brown hue.
Insult to injury: farts.

Flay me with words, do these snide dudes;
they screech a rude roaring tide. . .
verbal knife in my side.

Scorned me: the high sign they’re givin’. . .
up those fingers risen
as they scorn me.

Flay me with words, do these snide dudes.
Metaphorically; I’d
best go cry, safe, inside.

Corn breech! The rifle sight’s risen—
buttholes are then riven,
’cause they scorned me.

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