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Song Parodies -> "Creep Should Stay Parked In Texas"

Original Song Title:

"Deep in the Heart of Texas"

Original Performer:

Various Performers

Parody Song Title:

"Creep Should Stay Parked In Texas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A startling blight Saturday night:
Creeps in the dark in Texas.
A prairie guy seeks office high,
Creep far-right star in Texas.
We would face doom, disaster loom,
Weep if he part from Texas.
Reminds me of another gov:
Creep got his start in Texas.

Here’s hope he’ll fail, if not we’ll wail,
Weep if he depart Texas.
Another Bush?! Another lush?
Creep hit the bars in Texas.
And if this guy should win I’d cry,
Weep if he depart Texas
And hear his hollow redneck drawl.
Creep should stay parked in Texas

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - August 08, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - So Rick Perry now takes his place in Hogan's Alley. ;D
Patrick - August 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Haven't heard the original in years. A good fit. I like his secessionist sympathies, but don't know much else about him. What is that new acronym going around "JAFP"?
Old Man Ribber - August 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Patrick - Just Another F***ing Politician! Really it is. ;D

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