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Song Parodies -> "I Love Frocks and Stoles"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Frocks and Stoles"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've been noticing a trans trend: songs about transvestism, transsexualism, transgenderism. So I thought I'd get in on the trans action.
I Love Frocks and Stoles

They're nothing fancy—made in sweatshops by machine
I don't care; I've got a hundred seventeen.
Some are short; some are long
One looks like a sarong,
Although it barely covers my thong.
I put 'em on and dance 'round singin':

I love frocks and stoles—
Take 'em from the box and dress like a lady.
I love frocks and stoles
They are so much better than pants to me.

So what if they make me look like Auntie Mame?
With a hat on my head,
I'm a classy dame.

I make my waist atone with corset of whalebone—
A body glove, it's on,
Shaping me and tightly clinging.

I love frocks and stoles—
Take 'em from the box and dress like a lady.
I love frocks and stoles
They are so much better than pants to me.
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Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
After doing 11 performances of "1776" dressed up like Sir Elton John in 18th-Century "drag", I can relate!
Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I really do love frocks and stoles...
Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Crossdress-tastic!! 555
Arwen - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect, John!! 5s...
John Barry - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all!
EmiLoca - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff!
Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the more clever parodies of the OS that I've seen....
John Barry - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Emi and Meri, thanks.

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