Song Parodies -> I Love Frocks and Stoles
| Original Song Title: | "I Love Rock and Roll" |
| Original Performer: | Joan Jett |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Love Frocks and Stoles" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I've been noticing a trans trend: songs about transvestism, transsexualism, transgenderism. So I thought I'd get in on the trans action.
I Love Frocks and Stoles
They're nothing fancy—made in sweatshops by machine
I don't care; I've got a hundred seventeen.
Some are short; some are long
One looks like a sarong,
Although it barely covers my thong.
I put 'em on and dance 'round singin':
I love frocks and stoles—
Take 'em from the box and dress like a lady.
I love frocks and stoles
They are so much better than pants to me.
So what if they make me look like Auntie Mame?
With a hat on my head,
I'm a classy dame.
I make my waist atone with corset of whalebone—
A body glove, it's on,
Shaping me and tightly clinging.
I love frocks and stoles—
Take 'em from the box and dress like a lady.
I love frocks and stoles
They are so much better than pants to me.
They're nothing fancy—made in sweatshops by machine
I don't care; I've got a hundred seventeen.
Some are short; some are long
One looks like a sarong,
Although it barely covers my thong.
I put 'em on and dance 'round singin':
I love frocks and stoles—
Take 'em from the box and dress like a lady.
I love frocks and stoles
They are so much better than pants to me.
So what if they make me look like Auntie Mame?
With a hat on my head,
I'm a classy dame.
I make my waist atone with corset of whalebone—
A body glove, it's on,
Shaping me and tightly clinging.
I love frocks and stoles—
Take 'em from the box and dress like a lady.
I love frocks and stoles
They are so much better than pants to me.
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After doing 11 performances of "1776" dressed up like Sir Elton John in 18th-Century "drag", I can relate!
I really do love frocks and stoles...
Crossdress-tastic!! 555
Perfect, John!! 5s...
Thanks, all!
Great stuff!
One of the more clever parodies of the OS that I've seen....
Emi and Meri, thanks.
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