Song Parodies -> Vaya, Con-Dweeb-Oaf
| Original Song Title: | "Vaya Con Dios" |
| Original Performer: | Les Paul, Mary Ford |
| Parody Song Title: | "Vaya, Con-Dweeb-Oaf" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Now the casa blanca's smarm-
y clown will creep, slink
Out; he's done the country harm. . .
Reviled, like veep stink.
Vaya, coño-nose, like fart wind,
Vaya, con, creep, dope, vile shmuck.
Now the village idiot was never singing
On the Hill, and now the art-
less liar's winging.
Vaya, Con[gress]-deemed joke, vile dark wind,
Vaya, con, freak, mope, pile--yuck!
This wretched trained monkey was a lying stool.
When he spoke, just like a hyena's bray.
But soon he'll go away,
Away, spying's tool.
Here's to hast'ning that joyous hour
On that September day.
This wind-break that has caused so much nasal sorrow--
Bullsh*tted at hearings today. . .gone tomorrow.
Vaya, coño smoke, vile fart wind,
Vaya, con, sleaze, goat, pile--yuck!
Vaya con creep Rove, sly, smart thing,
Vaya con "Me oh my!" Rum'.
y clown will creep, slink
Out; he's done the country harm. . .
Reviled, like veep stink.
Vaya, coño-nose, like fart wind,
Vaya, con, creep, dope, vile shmuck.
Now the village idiot was never singing
On the Hill, and now the art-
less liar's winging.
Vaya, Con[gress]-deemed joke, vile dark wind,
Vaya, con, freak, mope, pile--yuck!
This wretched trained monkey was a lying stool.
When he spoke, just like a hyena's bray.
But soon he'll go away,
Away, spying's tool.
Here's to hast'ning that joyous hour
On that September day.
This wind-break that has caused so much nasal sorrow--
Bullsh*tted at hearings today. . .gone tomorrow.
Vaya, coño smoke, vile fart wind,
Vaya, con, sleaze, goat, pile--yuck!
Vaya con creep Rove, sly, smart thing,
Vaya con "Me oh my!" Rum'.
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Rove? Gone. Gonzales? Gone. Bush and Cheney? Stay tuned...
I have no idea what you are talking about, mr. Barry. (hehe)
Creative political bash
Talk about your acts of congress.
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