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Song Parodies -> "Indoor-Grow Lady from Grassadena"

Original Song Title:

"Little Old Lady from Pasadena"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Indoor-Grow Lady from Grassadena"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thanks to Leough for the idea.
It’s the indoor-grow lady from Grassadena.

A little old lady with grass arena
(Grow, granny, grow, granny. . . .)
Has some erstwhile silly flowerbeds that ain’t gardenia
(No, granny, no, granny. . . .)

Big part of her tricked-out high-tech garage
is the shining grow lights for super stalks large.

And everybody’s saying that there’s nobody “greener”
than the indoor-grow lady from Grassadena.
A planting master, she gets “hurrah!”s;
she’s got terroir that calls for a growth not Syrahs.

It’s the indoor-grow lady with grass arena.

She gazes out on the street and spies a cruiser
(Whoa, granny! Whoa, granny. . . !)
Cop will not jail-throw her, because he’s a user
(“Mo’, granny, mo’ granny. . . !”)
She goes out to the thickets, sound doobs incubator,
gives him a reefer. .dude gets donuts munchies later.

And everybody’s saying that there’s nobody “greener”
than this little old lady whose grass’ll cream ya.
A planting master; in her back yard
she’s got terroir where choler-rage bold bulls (pit) guard.

It’s the indoor-grow lady whose grass’ll cream ya.

Gals, guys come to pay for an ounce or pound;
stuff has got such great strength, so they keep comin’ ’round.

And everybody’s saying that there’s nobody “greener”
than the indoor-grow lady whose grass is deemed: “Yeah!!”
A planting master, she gets “huzzah!”s
on her terroir from Colorado’s boo bazaars.

Have a little, grow wasted—huh? Grass amnesia.

(Smoke granny’s dope. . . .
Toke granny’s growth. . . .
Toke granny’s smoke. . . .)

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Leough - May 28, 2014 - Report this comment
555! LOL! You really smoked this one!
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Always nice to see you JAB-555! Makes me wanna write "Guy Shady Sold Paraphernalia!"
John Barry - May 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leough. Rob--go for it.
Patrick - May 28, 2014 - Report this comment
A lady in Kansas City got tired of mowing her grass (lawn variety) and covered her whole yard with 80 tons of sand. Been getting a lot of local news coverage. Your granny made out better than a suburban family whose indoor tomato garden drew a mob of armed police. Grow, Granny, grow, Granny, grow! A fun song.
Jonathan - May 28, 2014 - Report this comment
kick-grass parody John! 5's

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