Song Parodies -> An End in French World
| Original Song Title: | "The End of the World" |
| Original Performer: | Skeeter Davis |
| Parody Song Title: | "An End in French World" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Thighs come undone from my prying,
Pie do I see—bush galore.
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl
That opens up love’s mammy door.
Bush in a bird gets me swinging,
Bushing, my part set for love,
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl—
That bend allows a loving shove.
My stake’s up from its mooring, and no wonder:
That tressèd thing is shaved of its fuzz.
I’m not undermanned with my knobbed plunger gland;
It’s rife with life, and that’s because. . . .
Plying my part, but not beating,
Writhing in licentious grind.
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl—
I’m met with four*-in furry pie.
Plying my part, but not beating,
Writhing in time-honored grind.
Don’t you know, it’s an end in French world—
I metaphorically die.
*oven
Pie do I see—bush galore.
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl
That opens up love’s mammy door.
Bush in a bird gets me swinging,
Bushing, my part set for love,
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl—
That bend allows a loving shove.
My stake’s up from its mooring, and no wonder:
That tressèd thing is shaved of its fuzz.
I’m not undermanned with my knobbed plunger gland;
It’s rife with life, and that’s because. . . .
Plying my part, but not beating,
Writhing in licentious grind.
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl—
I’m met with four*-in furry pie.
Plying my part, but not beating,
Writhing in time-honored grind.
Don’t you know, it’s an end in French world—
I metaphorically die.
*oven
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Ohhh please surrender . . . ~ Sir Bend Her ~
What a way to go! :)
Superb syllable-matching - a veritable textbook, in fact. Did the aliens finally return the real John A. Barry? (Did they anally probe you? Will they destroy us, or merely enslave us? ... oh, wait, we're already enslaved.) Can't vote 69-69-69, so settle for cinq, cinq, cinq -- as deeply as you can :)
Superb syllable-matching - a veritable textbook, in fact. Did the aliens finally return the real John A. Barry? (Did they anally probe you? Will they destroy us, or merely enslave us? ... oh, wait, we're already enslaved.) Can't vote 69-69-69, so settle for cinq, cinq, cinq -- as deeply as you can :)
Poetic licentiousness
Thanks, !!!, Thomas, Fiddlegirl.
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