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Song Parodies -> "It's in His Bris"

Original Song Title:

"It's in His Kiss"

Original Performer:

Betty Everett

Parody Song Title:

"It's in His Bris"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The bris is the Jewish circumcision ritual.
It's in His Bris

Can he cut clean? They want to know.
How can they tell that he's not a schmo?

Is he Talmudic?
(Not germane when he cleaves.)
Does he talc the dic'?
(That makes it more relieved.)

If you want to know if he's good "to go,"
It's in his bris. That's where it is, oy vey!

Is he orthodox?
(No. . .he's got steady arms.)
Called "dork doc mit lox."
(Although the salmon's farmed.)

If you want to know if he's a good mo',
It's in his bris. That's where it is, oy vey!

Oh, oh, he holds it—squeezes tight
And then he says, "It's got to go-o-o-o!"
When he leaves intact p*nis,
He's done a good bris.

Well, will he read from Acts? New Testament? No way!
If a goy, he'd be christ'nin' today.

If you want to know if he's a good mo',
It's in his bris. That's where it is, oy vey!

[Repeat and fade]


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Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a mechaye! (I really hope this shikse said that right...)
Agrimorfee - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Oi vey! 555
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Danke, danke.
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
A shtick holtz you're not, my friend. This parody doesn't shmek in the shlightest! No shmendrick could have written this mitzvah! Mazel tov, und 5's!
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ach! Du bist zu freundlich, Johannes, danke shoen.
alvin rhodes - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
i laughed my foreskin off
Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, honey, that can't possibly be good...
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
JB - hmmm...no mystery what today's parody 'theme' is. Not a subject I'd want to sink my teeth into. But you did a great job again. 5's
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Paul.
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey there! Have 3 x 5's and keep the tip!
2nz - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe, I'm trying not to imagine the 'cut' scenes from the video.

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