Song Parodies -> The Word 'Dumbbell Has Two. . . .
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Word 'Dumbbell Has Two. . . ." |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
The word "dumbbell has two
Meanings: (1) kind
Of weighted equipment that you
Are hard tryin'
To lift and cryin'.
You know, you can stand up
Or you can sit down.
When you get your hand up,
Don't let weight land on feet on the ground.
The word dumbbell has two
Meanings: (2) guy
Or gal who
Don't know goo
To shine shoe
From his/her poo that is brown.
There's lots down there,
Washington, D.C.,
Town full of clowns
And sleaze-creeps.
These scourge dumbbells will screw
You every time.
Meanings: (1) kind
Of weighted equipment that you
Are hard tryin'
To lift and cryin'.
You know, you can stand up
Or you can sit down.
When you get your hand up,
Don't let weight land on feet on the ground.
The word dumbbell has two
Meanings: (2) guy
Or gal who
Don't know goo
To shine shoe
From his/her poo that is brown.
There's lots down there,
Washington, D.C.,
Town full of clowns
And sleaze-creeps.
These scourge dumbbells will screw
You every time.
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especially liked the shoe goo / poo reference
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