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Song Parodies -> "Riders Help Block Torts"
Original Song Title:
"Riders on the Storm"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Doors
Parody Song Title:
"Riders Help Block Torts"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Riders help block torts,
Riders help block torts.
Might keep you out of court
Or make proceedings short.
In the dock you won't be thrown;
Act a little and moan.
Riders help block torts.
You hit someone on the road,
It's because you hadn't slowed.
He's on his holiday;
He's building up rage.
But you've got things on your side,
Your agent wrote a ride'.
Hit him on the road.
You thank your insurance man,
You thank your insurance man.
That guy had a plan,
Just short of a scam.
In court, it did defend,
Although you did rear-end.
Thanks, insurance man!
Riders help block torts,
[Repeat and fade]
Riders help block torts.
Might keep you out of court
Or make proceedings short.
In the dock you won't be thrown;
Act a little and moan.
Riders help block torts.
You hit someone on the road,
It's because you hadn't slowed.
He's on his holiday;
He's building up rage.
But you've got things on your side,
Your agent wrote a ride'.
Hit him on the road.
You thank your insurance man,
You thank your insurance man.
That guy had a plan,
Just short of a scam.
In court, it did defend,
Although you did rear-end.
Thanks, insurance man!
Riders help block torts,
[Repeat and fade]
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