Song Parodies -> Michelangelo Implored
| Original Song Title: | "MIchael, Row the Boat Ashore" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Michelangelo Implored" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Michelangelo implored to do painting,
Michelangelo nixed floor. . .ceiling painting.
Sistine Chapel he then assailed. . .real hard painting,
On his back till eyesight near failed, nearly fainting.
The picture is deep and the picture is wide, a huge painting,
Green is just one color he tried in hued painting.
Michelangelo implored: lots of sainting,
Michelangelo spent four years on painting.
Sistine Chapel he had assailed. . .real hard painting,
After four years, he was quite pale, unlike painting.
That stone building was chilly and cold. . .winter painting,
And in August, like a hellhole. . .summer, fainting.
Michelangelo implored to do painting,
Thickened a strato*, years, scores--served as tainting.
Sistine Chapel was thus assailed; grime-hewed painting,
Spic and span as after year four. . .renewed painting.
The picture is deep and the picture is wide, a huge painting,
Mich got money from the Pope, who'd cried: "Hue this painting!"
*layer
Michelangelo nixed floor. . .ceiling painting.
Sistine Chapel he then assailed. . .real hard painting,
On his back till eyesight near failed, nearly fainting.
The picture is deep and the picture is wide, a huge painting,
Green is just one color he tried in hued painting.
Michelangelo implored: lots of sainting,
Michelangelo spent four years on painting.
Sistine Chapel he had assailed. . .real hard painting,
After four years, he was quite pale, unlike painting.
That stone building was chilly and cold. . .winter painting,
And in August, like a hellhole. . .summer, fainting.
Michelangelo implored to do painting,
Thickened a strato*, years, scores--served as tainting.
Sistine Chapel was thus assailed; grime-hewed painting,
Spic and span as after year four. . .renewed painting.
The picture is deep and the picture is wide, a huge painting,
Mich got money from the Pope, who'd cried: "Hue this painting!"
*layer
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I love your art parodies! It's impressive in person, too. He designed those Swiss Guard uniforms, also. The reearch you must do! 5's
artfully done
Very colorful 5s!
"Lots of sainting" - hee hee.
Good one ! The sainting line was the one that caught my eye as well !
I implore - please write more art parodies....love them!
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