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Song Parodies -> "You're Gonna Booze And Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"You're Gonna Lose That Girl"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You're Gonna Booze And Hurl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).

You're gonna drink some stout tonight
It will derange your mind (it will derange your mind).
You'll turn into a lout and fight;
You might drink yourself blind (you might drink yourself blind).

You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).

You didn't eat a bite, my friend;
Your stomach buffer's gone (your stomach buffer's gone)
You chased that pint with rye of proof 110,
And now you're groanin', son; you're bemoanin' that rum.

You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).

You did anoint a big Hell's Angel with your spew.
(He's mad at you.)
Then he will beat you till you're black and blue.

(You're gonna booze and hurl.)
(You're gonna booze and hurl.)

You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).

You did anoint a big Hell's Angel with your spew.
(He's mad at you.)
Then he will beat you till you're black and blue.

You're gonna drink some stout tonight
It will derange your mind (it will derange your mind).
You'll turn into a lout and fight;
You might drink yourself blind (you might drink yourself blind).

You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze and hurl (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).
You're gonna booze (mess, mess, you're gonna booze and hurl).

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   1
 0
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 5   12
 12
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Arwen - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, John! I think I've mentioned before that I have always wanted to do this song...and have never gotten it to work. I loved it! 555!

Favorite bit:

You did anoint a big Hell's Angel with your spew.
(He's mad at you.)
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This one deserves a 6 for pacing: so much that's oh, so similar to the original. Nice one, John :-)
Arwen - why not do a Sauron parody: "He will abuse the World" (or make it a GWB one if you prefer ;-) )
Ravyn Rant - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Huzzah! Beer parodies!
John Barry - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen, Ravyn. Big thanks, Phil!
Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
What Philbo said. Here's three 5's hurlin' atcha.
Guy - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm throwin' up three 5's.
Serafina - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was kinda funny. I don't drink, but I still thought it was funny. So I gave it 5-5-5.
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Arwen on the favorite bit. :-)
alvin rhodes - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
hurlin' ya some fives
John Barry - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm regurgitating thanks to all.
scamrun52 - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great song, nice parody I gave it 3 5s.

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