Song Parodies -> Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé
| Original Song Title: | "Wake Up, Little Susie" |
| Original Performer: | Everly Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé. Weight's up.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Weight's up.
The poundage, up it creeps.
You've just downed a whole sheep.
You're movin' slower, can hardly walk. . .
All fried in tallow deep.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,
Whatta you doin' with your paw?
You got the thing stuck in your maw.
Stuffin' your face with that fat French food,
Like foie gras, gras.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,
I told you, matzo's calories, about ten,
But you've been goin' for goose liver again.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet.
You gotta atone.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet.
The manteca* was quite hot,
Into it some butter was plopped.
The fat count's steep, the goose is cooked,
This revved gustation must stop!
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,
Whatta you doin' with your paw?
You got the thing stuck in your maw.
Stuffin' your face with that fat French food,
Like foie gras, gras.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
[Re-eat and fade]
*lard
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Weight's up.
The poundage, up it creeps.
You've just downed a whole sheep.
You're movin' slower, can hardly walk. . .
All fried in tallow deep.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,
Whatta you doin' with your paw?
You got the thing stuck in your maw.
Stuffin' your face with that fat French food,
Like foie gras, gras.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,
I told you, matzo's calories, about ten,
But you've been goin' for goose liver again.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet.
You gotta atone.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet.
The manteca* was quite hot,
Into it some butter was plopped.
The fat count's steep, the goose is cooked,
This revved gustation must stop!
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
Weight's up. Vittles buffet. Well,
Whatta you doin' with your paw?
You got the thing stuck in your maw.
Stuffin' your face with that fat French food,
Like foie gras, gras.
Weight's up. Vittles: soufflé.
[Re-eat and fade]
*lard
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How in God's name do you come up with these titles, JB? ;-) 5555
Tres bien, monsieur!!
Hehehe! Titles superb and so is the rest (how DO you come up with these titles?) Smiled the whole way through. 5's
A literary (and culinary) delight!!! Very funny, John!! 555
Food for thought...555
I can't weight for your next food parody. Well done John.
i gained 5 pounds...you gained 5 points
Thanks, JD, Rick AFW, Guy, Alvin, Kristof, Adagio (the titles--just try to find words that sound like the originals).
LOL - a point for all 5 food groups
your goose is really cookin John!!
Very clever stuff as always.
best title of the day
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