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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mummy Kissing Auntie’s Jaws"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd, Others

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mummy Kissing Auntie’s Jaws"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I saw mummy kissing auntie’s jaws.
What I’ve seen has filled me so with fright.
Mummy had been asleep,
but he woke from slumber deep.
This tableau’s really f**ked up;
it is giving me the creeps!

Then I saw mummy stick in auntie’s maw
his tongue all the way…horrific sight!
He came unwrapped—how sickening—
his bandages, not clean…
a lad-damaging scene:
Mummy licking auntie with/to delight!!

But now mummy’s sticking in auntie’s craw;
she had polished him off bite by bite.
Cannibalism’s sickening…
but her extreme cuisine.
Mummy’s in auntie’s tummy tonight.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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