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Song Parodies -> "The Bush Family Ills Me"

Original Song Title:

"The Beverly Hillbillies theme"

Original Performer:

Beverly Hillbillies TV program

Parody Song Title:

"The Bush Family Ills Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm a-dissin' in this story the rank clan of Jeb,
Whose crack-whore daughter ain't exactly a deb.
His brother Neil is a crook who acted lewd.
Another brother's got us bogged down for crude--
Oil that is, 'raq gold, Desert tea.

Jeb doesn't work because he is a millionaire.
The kinfolk said, "Jeb, move away from there."
They said callous DC is the place he oughta be.
In '08 they'll load the shmuks up with lots of currency--
Bills, that is, greenbacks, swag, bribes, dollars

I wish that we could say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin.
But for reasons I can't fathom, they're always voted in.
Despite at least two having retarded vocality.
They're all possessed by evil, or it is banality?

Bush-family kids. Sent from Hell. Dangerous jerkoffs. Can't vote 'em out of here.

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AFW - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha...This is Great! John..Ultra clever....5's
MrMacphisto - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Serafina - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, John. I liked it...5s.
jango - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Barbara Bush as Granny? Who knew!
alvin rhodes - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
y'all get fives, y'hear ?
John Barry - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, y'all!
upchuck - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
tsk tsk tsk...i expect better quality from the great willy tong...oh wait, you're john barry...yeh..wink wink nudge nudge
Alpha Skua - October 17, 2017 - Report this comment
YOU ALL COME AND HEAR ABOUTT MAN NAMED TED,HIS GIRL FRIEND NOW DEAD,GOT DRUNK AND IS THE CHAPAQUETIC STREAM,AND HE HOPE IT ALL S A BAD DREAM

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