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Song Parodies -> "Then He's Kneading Something"

Original Song Title:

"If I Needed Someone"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Then He's Kneading Something"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When he kneads patients with his glove
Eventually he gives a shove,
Then he's kneading something.

He spends his time in the rear end,
Probing things to see what they portend,
When he's kneading something.

Had his thumb up there one day
And it felt like he made fist?
Is this latex or a boxing glove?

Carving on the rectum's wall
And later he will do a biopsy'
Always kneading something.
Ow! Ow! Ow!. . .

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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 4   1
 5   5

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Rick D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Some of us got from zero to one hundred fast because we had a lot to start with, but I think you hold the record for speed from 300 to 400. You're an animal. Congrats.
AFW - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Fingers,"Up Where They Don't Belong"....three five push-ups
John Barry - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick. I'm starting to feel like chasing Phil. AFW, thanks.
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I've already handed my pinball crown to you, JB. Congratulations on reaching 400, and congratulations on passing both me and Phil by tomorrow afternoon.
Charlie Decker - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great choice for the original song, even if your rendition is a bit disturbing. Congrats on four zero zero!
John Barry - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks JD, Charlier. I think it'll take longer than that, JD, but I'm fired up.
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I'm honored to be left in the dust by a championship Formula-Pun race car driver like you, JB! Put the pedal to the metal, put your fingers on the keys, give your mouse a frikkin' clickin', and keep writin' parodies!

I've been cast in my local community theatre's latest production ("Angel Street"), so I will be pretty busy with that for the next few months, instead of parody-writing. For more info, please see my newest posting on the "Parody Writers Photo Thread" on the Messageboard.
Peregrin - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny short stuff, JB!

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