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Song Parodies -> "Lush Links"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Lush Links"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dude's luck turns;
The putz can't win.
Then he hooks one in the elms,
His patience thin.
And so he goes
There; he's gonna try
To hit ball from rough,
Arc it up in the sky.
He kinda rude;
His etiquette stinks.
Klutz will injure

Lush links,
Di-vots.
Lush links,
Dig up.

Groomed green doomed from slice by slice.
Klutz gonna blight 'em, yes he is;
They won't look nice.
He'll miss the ball;
The divots fall
Like rain from sky,
After they soar.
He don't care for any caddie "no, sir!"-ing.
Plays through; they're wasted:

Lush links,
Di-vots.
Lush links,
Dig up.

He shoots with irons
Into the drink
He'll bitch and he'll bawl:

"*+^%$#@!
&*!@#+.!
#$%@!%$#^$&!
"&*!@#+.!"


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Timmy1000 - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Read all of them - this was my favorite. Did you just keep playing OS over and over to get to this point?
TJC - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Five Wryter's cups...
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
liked the "putz" pun.....reminded me of the line about the golfer who was famous for his long putts
LadyCupDivoTrix - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Sleazy, ~Le Marquis de Divot Rough~, please refrain from public displays of Piratry ! ! Please, Jacques, save it for the HiSeas !
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hole in one with a 5 iron ... whoo! :-) This guy should'a listened to Mark "Golf is a good walk, spoiled" Twain.

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