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Song Parodies -> "Gal Fee"

Original Song Title:

"Alfie"

Original Performer:

Dionne Warwick

Parody Song Title:

"Gal Fee"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Haul your wallet out--gal fee.
You must pay for enjoyment she'll give.

Then you haul it out: it's short and stout, no tall tree.
Impediment, she can't get a grip.
In fact, it is hard to find.

She says, "Hey, your tool's kind of paltry."
Just like some wiseass in grade school.

"But I'll strive--'cause you've paid--to make it long. Shall we
See if we can bend it, unfold the jewel?

"I know you'll be bereaved, if we cannot make love. I'll squeeze.
I know you must have some more!
You're sure an underachiever. Where's my tweezers?

"I'll beat it with glove. Allergy,
To latex I hope you have missed. Palsy
Is what I replicate with fist. Still nothing? Golly!

"Guess I'll walk. There's no hardness today.
But keep the glove for self-play. Auf Wiedersehen."

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alvin rhodes - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
just heartbreaking...5s
Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Some damn fine word play, John. Good job! 555
John Barry - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin,Kristof!
AFW - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, JB...but I don't know how you guys get these "wee off color" ones through...If I just use the letter F in any of mine..they're pitched. 555 to you..
Johnny D - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Sex. 555.

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