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Original Song Title:

"I Am the Monarch of the Seas"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Aimiright Monster Parodies"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A submission for the "Pirates" project.
Amiright's monster parodies,
They rule if squeamishly scary--
Whose demons so sinister cause me to piss my pants,
I scream and I diss them, curse--concurrently entranced.

He watches with bloodshot eyes
Her bosom swell and rise.
This vampire has got a maiden in a trance,
He leers then kisses her neck, fangs cutting like a lance,
He smears kisses with gore, and the coursin' cannot stanch.

These demons squeeze below;
Their generators must know
That freaks' malocclusion and some zombie bands
Can sow a cold frisson causin' coursin', sweaty hands.
They know their mission is to cause enuretic glands--
I micturate at bloodletting; it's caused unstanched floodgating in my pants.

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Major-General Johnny D - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
A bizarrely-refreshing palate-cleanser, Sir Barry!

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