Stink of your smell-o can;
Legumes propel levant's.*
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
They'll help you ventilate,
Produce a vengeful state
Put a little oomph! in your farts.

The fumes swirl: frijoles clear the place.
The room whirls if they drift in folks' face.
But they can't see. . .
Issued silently.

The waste-wind waves waft by;
Folks feel they will die--
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
Oh, you are a churl, you know,
But let a great one blow--
Put a little oomph! in your farts.

The room whirls (the room whirls): frittatas clear the place.
The fumes swirl (the fumes swirl); they'll make 'em retch, like mace.
But they (but they)
Can't see (can't see);
These gusts grate (gusts grate)
Nasty, nasally.

Whether silent or sound,
They'll knock folks to the ground--
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
One victim is quite snide:
"What crawled up there and died?!!"
Put a little oomph! in your farts.

The fumes whirl (the fumes swirl): the stench will clear the place.
A rheumed girl (a rheumed girl) lucks out. . .clenched nasal space.
No euw! (no euw!)
For she (for she)--
Insensate
Nas'lly!

People, now, put a little oomph! in your farts:
Breach and vent away.
Put a little oomph! in your farts,
Put a little oomph! in your farts;
They're up in you.
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
Dump not, but. . .

Put a little oomph! in your farts.



*levanter: a strong easterly wind