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Song Parodies -> "Put a Little Oomph! in Your Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Put a Little Love in Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackie DeShannon

Parody Song Title:

"Put a Little Oomph! in Your Farts"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Stink of your smell-o can;
Legumes propel levant's.*
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
They'll help you ventilate,
Produce a vengeful state
Put a little oomph! in your farts.

The fumes swirl: frijoles clear the place.
The room whirls if they drift in folks' face.
But they can't see. . .
Issued silently.

The waste-wind waves waft by;
Folks feel they will die--
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
Oh, you are a churl, you know,
But let a great one blow--
Put a little oomph! in your farts.

The room whirls (the room whirls): frittatas clear the place.
The fumes swirl (the fumes swirl); they'll make 'em retch, like mace.
But they (but they)
Can't see (can't see);
These gusts grate (gusts grate)
Nasty, nasally.

Whether silent or sound,
They'll knock folks to the ground--
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
One victim is quite snide:
"What crawled up there and died?!!"
Put a little oomph! in your farts.

The fumes whirl (the fumes swirl): the stench will clear the place.
A rheumed girl (a rheumed girl) lucks out. . .clenched nasal space.
No euw! (no euw!)
For she (for she)--
Insensate
Nas'lly!

People, now, put a little oomph! in your farts:
Breach and vent away.
Put a little oomph! in your farts,
Put a little oomph! in your farts;
They're up in you.
Put a little oomph! in your farts.
Dump not, but. . .

Put a little oomph! in your farts.



*levanter: a strong easterly wind

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Guy - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This really stunk! But then of course it is suppossed to by design. Smell done sir John.
alvin - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
filled with gusto !
2Eagle - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Make sure the timing is right, too. Remember Grandpa in The Nutty Professor.
AFW - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Echoes the old saying, "Anything worth doing, is worth doing well"
John Barry - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, Alvin, 2Eagle.
PMS - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Blew me away
Stan Hall - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
A very astute discourse upon the topic. :-)
littleMadame - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate John Barrow, he who insensates so Nastily, this is outrageous!!
Harry - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Odiferous. putrid, rancid--Outstanding. 555 big window rattlers, John.
Hoof Hearted - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I think we get the message with this one.

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