-> "Then I Plotzed"
Original Song Title:
"At the Hop"
Parody Song Title:
"Then I Plotzed"
The Lyrics
Oy, oy, oy, oy, vey, vey, vey, vey,
Cloyed, cloyed cloyed, cloyed airway, way way.
Then I plotzed!
It's like a rock it is, this roll; it
Nearly stopped my noshen hole, wish I could plotz.
This dreck from delicatessen
Clogs the chicken that I'm fressin'--out it pops
Spewed this rank gustation into my sweet libation and it plopped.
Metsieh that I plotzed,
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed.
Shalom. Metsieh that I plotzed.
I can kibitz and I can shmooze, since
I made to depart this food bit when I plotzed.
"Who's the shmuck?"--I'm sounding shrewish--
"Who made this? He can't be Jewish. What a putz!
Maybe a fat shiksa. . .give her a keister kick 'r a potch."
Metsieh that I plotzed,
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed (oy vey! me),
Metsieh that I plotzed.
Shalom. Metsieh that I plotzed.
Oy, oy, oy, oy, vey, vey, vey, vey,
Cloyed, cloyed cloyed, cloyed airway, way way.
Then I plotzed!
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