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Song Parodies -> "Takin' Care of Brisness"

Original Song Title:

"Takin' Care of Business"

Original Performer:

Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Takin' Care of Brisness"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Du, Mensch, du villst be scoring—
Make sure du bist not coring
At das train das steams into de clitty.
Ven du vittle, just deglove
Vat’s for pushin’ in for lovin’
Of de girls das lookin’ so pretty.

Du gotta train dein eye
To make sure boy’s still a guy,
So do your shavin’ job just de right vay.
Und do not make him de-boyed
Mit de steel das ist alloyed.
Und vile du workst, de nuts—stay avay!

Ja, du’ll be
Takin’ care of brisness—it’s OK,
Takin’ care of brisness—skin avay,
Du’ll be takin’ care of brisness—de knife shines,
Takin’ care of brisness—don’t vork like oaf mit tines!
Vorm’s out!

For vorm, no need to be fishin’
Ven he needs to move pishin’—
Das ist, to bound out all of das yellow.
De hand need not draw back far
A hood parked upon de spar,
Und he’ll be firin’ it before dem goy fellows.

Peepole streamin’ like de gun
Das ist called vasser cannon. . .
’bellishment been taken avay.
Vere hat perched, dere is a void
’cause of tools du deployed:
Du pluckst it; he’s no shmuck mit “oy vey!”

’cause du been takin’ care of brisness. . .menschen flays,
Takin’ care of brisness messer vays,
Du been takin’ care of brisness de knife’s fine,
Takin’ care of brisness: de vorm, can stroke ’n’ shine:
Vorm clout!

Take gut care of dein brisness
Every day, every flay! Gevalt!

Du, Mensch, du hast been scoring,
Later, your client’s boring
In de pit das teeming mit de clitty.
Mit de spindle he makes love;
In he’s pushin’ und he’s shovin’,
Und de girls say, “Das does gut fit me!”

Dey love to train das guy
Into für-Liebe fur pie
’cause das shaved-skin knob vorks just de right vay.
Und dey all are overjoyed
Mit like-steel das ist deployed.
Dey smile—he vorks de strut du filet.

’cause du been takin’ care of brisness. . .sever days,
Takin’ care of brisness messer vays,
Du been takin’ care of brisness—das knife dein
Takin’ care of brisness and vorkin’ ova line.
Sperm spout!

Takin’ care of brisness. . . .

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Total Votes: 8

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Timmy1000 - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Very different but very creative; don't even want to think about whta is happening in this parody.
Christie Marie M - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody, Herr Barry!! Danke for now....Funf, Funf, Funf!!!
John Barry - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy and Christie.
FiddleFrau - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I vas already helpless mit laughter by the 2nd verse!
kleineKuchenTorte - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Bitte, ~ Der Kaiser auf Archluckt ~ Du bist mein lieber Herr, aber du bist einer SchwineHundt! !
Turtle Hiding In Shell - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Way ova board with zehr viel guten Wörten zu sagen.
"für-Liebe fur pie" -- I'm Bill Clitton, and I approve of that phrase.
blackjack21 - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
This is so good on so many levels. 555 seems inadequate. I remain in awe of your skills, Sir John.
UnKnownVO - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . don't ' Mention' it, CaptainBarrow ! 'Tis a strange, deRanged world you 'swell in' PirateJack! No hard feelings, when I pluck your paws from my Rack . . .
Old Mensch Ribber - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Goy putz that I am, it took me a few minutes to understand this. Now that I do, I recall the immortal woids of Coily Howard..."I'm a victim of coicumcision!" ;)
Ann Hammond - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
he he

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