-> "Pealing In the Ears"
Original Song Title:
"Reeling in the Years"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pealing In the Ears"
The Lyrics
Your flesh-impacted humper,
Growing straight up on your back.
It’s a standing piece of lumper. . .
Peasants always making cracks.
Prelates got robes with diamonds,
And you kneel to kiss their hands.
The things you ring are metal;
They weigh tons and clang!
They are pealing in the ears,
Blowing away your mind.
After the years, you cannot hear
When they’re chiming that it’s 9:00.
They are pealing in the ears,
Going away’s your mind.
Somebody cheers; you cannot hear—
Fine, ’cause what’s said is unkind.
You’re a fella’s not a genius. . .
Ringing skills: ’specially keen.
At tolling time you go to
Your post among the beams.
The week of Cardinal College
Took your boss to outlie land
Where kings of Cosa Knostr’ledge
Hide gold plunder grand.
They’ve been stealin’ it for years,
Stowin’ away the finds.
They’ve been gathering up DeBeers*
And the swag that comes from mines.
They’ve been stealin’ it for years,
Stowin’ away the tithes.
Meanwhile you have got damaged ears
And a hump, though you’re quite lithe.
[carillon interlude]
Then you spy a hot honey
With whom you’d like to make time,
And quickly you would haul your wood
Into that wench’s clime.
But she takes a look at you and screams—
She loves another man.
Sublimate lubriciousness—
Make ’em thunder, and. . .
Then they’re pealing in the ears,
Closing, you hope, your mind.
But her image won’t disappear—
Beg penance and make the sign.
Your head’s reeling—thoughts of dear
Growing your weighty pine,
So you’re gathering up that spear,
Hand on stand on an incline.
[carilloff solo and fade]
*An anachronism; DeBeers was founded in 1888
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