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Song Parodies -> "Woody Buddy"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs

Parody Song Title:

"Woody Buddy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Uno, due, tre, quattro.

All night,
Saw its, carves it:
Makes pal.

Gepetto's pet goes. . .
Solo, no mo' dog.
Works night to morn
On a wooden log.

Woody buddy, woody buddy,
Woody buddy, woody buddy,
Woody buddy.

So, Pinocchio,
What's under your pants?
Have you been a-fibbin'
Or thinkin' romance?

Woody, buddy; woody, buddy;
Woody, buddy; woody, buddy;
Woody, buddy!

"Watch it," says the cricket,
"No matches, no fibs!"

[woodwind solo]

Pinocchio knows
What he wants to do.
Tells the auto seller:
"Classic '52

Woody, buddy; woody, buddy;
Woody, buddy; woody, buddy;
Woody, buddy."

He bought it, he bought it!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   4

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Stephen Harrington - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, very ammusing and cute. ^___^
alvin rhodes - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
love the fibbin' or romance line
Rick C - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a riot! Where are the votes and comments? 555
Tommy Turtle - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Three different meanings of "woody", including the one I was expecting (can you guess?)... "woodwind solo" - cute. Big improvement over stupid OS. Five woodies to ya, take that any way ya like...

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