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Song Parodies -> "Hear Cut--Then Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes the Sun"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hear Cut--Then Runs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hear cut--then runs, here come the runs,
And I spray it all night.

Little farting, then I reek, churning out the feces.
Liberal farting, then seep; it's clear it's breached my rear.
Hear cut--then runs, here come the runs,
And I spray it all night.

Sphincter's smarting, and from the log hole rolls once dinner,
Spritzer's starting, it feels like rear's been with it smeared.
Hear cut--then runs, here come the runs.
I spray; no end in sight.

Bum bass drum, hear it thrum,
Bummed! *ss run, here it comes!
Bung, bung bung, need a plug!
Runs, runs, runs, here they come
Dung unsprung clears the rug.

It's departed. I feel that nice bliss. . .no stream pelting.
It's departed I cheer two-tiered TP on rear.
Smeared some on rump; cleared off the clumps.
I had sprayed it all night,
Sprayed all night.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Agrimorfee - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Great Screamin Jeezus, John! You have been possessed by the demon Poomaster. May the power of Yankovic compel you!!
alvin - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
i'd call this one of the finest songs of this genre ever
Jonathan S. - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS: I mirror what Agrimorfee said.
renaldo - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
You are the scat master. 5s are flowing.
George 2 - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Great one: 5-5-5, and good to see you come out the other end!

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