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Original Song Title:


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Parody Song Title:

"Lax Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I wrapped this up a couple of hours before Tom withdrew, thus the postscript.
One More Sleaze-Whore.

What's that smell? Euw! Wow! It's Tom D.
The one who's not the Texas sleaze.
Yeah, it's the lax man,
The no-pay-tax man.

Earned five million in client's thrall.
Is this the change for which we called?
But he's the lax man,
The no-pay-tax man.

You provide his car, he'll kiss your feet,
'cause you've given him a lot of treats.
The new boss is old; you can't defeat
That way things are run from old K Street.

Lax man!

Yeah, Tom's a lax man,
A no-pay-tax man.

Old-boy network. . .another whore
(Uh-huh, he got millions)
It's time to show Tom D. the door
(Uh-uh, he won't leave)

Though he's a lax man,
A no-pay-tax man.

He'll make real nice to those who pry
(lax man)
Our dough from us with prices high
(lax man)

He ran a tax scam;
He'll be a lax man
To the worms in the health industry.

Lax man.

And now a postscript to this song. . .
Won’t go for the post; my rant’s wrong.

Now he’s an axed man,
Forced-to-pay-tax man. . .
Scourge of perks jerks who “worked” in D.C.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Timmy1000 - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Amen, brother! 555 - If the Govt. is supposed to be our example, what are they telling us? I wonder why this does not come up before appointments.
alvin - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
Patrick - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
If taxes are so complicated Congressmen can't figure them out, Congress can do something about it. But they won't, as long as they are exempt from the consequences.
Andria - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought that this parody was going to be about a dude with diarrhea when I saw the title, but it's about Tom Dashell, who doesn't pay his taxes. Well done, and 5s.
MadameDeNorCAL - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, HMS Sir Sweaty, you are so right, sir ! It is not the responsibility of either the Prez or the Gov (in Caroline's case) to apologize for these citizens to neglect their duty as Taxpayers! No matter how riche, or bureaucratically Powerful they may be!
MrMacphisto - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job... 5-5-5

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