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Song Parodies -> "Fleas Came"

Original Song Title:

"Freeze Frame"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Fleas Came"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I could see it was a rough-mutt groom day. . .
Soap-soakin’ reject from the pound.
Those ticks stick; weakened is this hound.
This cur’s grown erect—get it down!
Craps lots, misses throne—carpet is brown.

Thirsty, gorging on my hot snack—bad cur!
He’s rapaciouser than a swine.
Tests my patience; I tell him to “mind!”
Fido bites my hand, and so I bind
Him and start to clean. . .but then I find:

Fleas came, fleas came. . . .
Hound fleas!

Now I’m lookin’ at a rashed back, rump flay;
Boot’s rent, bleeding; mutt looks like a weir.
Moan-mutt barkness—fleas chomping his rear.
This dog’s shot—lunch for feeding throng.
This fleas-came foment mean’s “so long!”

Fleas came, he’s game
For fleas.

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Mark Scotti - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Laugh bomb set off flea bomb, killed 555 of them!!!
Andy Primus - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Ticked all the write boxes
Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
This one really gets under your skin. ;D
LadyK-9 - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
CaptainJack, Oh, the Dog-Groomer's Lament ! I often chase ~Tropper~ w/poopScooper . . .
Ann Hammond - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
One of my fave OS's! I could imagine that the background voices of the parody would sing "bow-wow-wow" instead of "little-little-lit" (or something like that) if it was made into a recording! Great as always, John! 555 pills of Advantage for this one!
Phil Nelson - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
flee, fleas! 555
blackjack21 - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Scratchin' up some fives for this top dog. I had one in the works with this OS coming out tomorrow.
Tommy Turtle - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
"Lousy" parody, John! ;-) (Don't get "ticked" off at the pun, or I'll have to flee. At least TT didn't "nit"-pick it, but Fived it.)
The Offenders - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Sweet song - but my Bichon Frise hates it! :)
John Barry - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, Andy, OMR, Lady, Ann, Christie, Phil, Blackjack, TT, Offenders.

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