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Song Parodies -> "Your Mama's Your Dad"

Original Song Title:

"Your Mama Don't Dance"

Original Performer:

Loggins and Messina

Parody Song Title:

"Your Mama's Your Dad"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Your mama's your dad
Because rocks and box reversed roles.
Your mom's got new nads
And your dad has got a new hole.
They cleaved him; made a mound;
She's ex-beav, with meat to pound.
Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.

No more pokes today--
It's his nutt├Ęd mate that now suspends.
He's now invaginate
And it will be never, her lust ends.
You know, she's an ex-cooze 'n'
He had something to lose: his severed friend. . .
Used, her to amend.

She's got balls because. . .
CHORUS

Post-op and both are thrivin'
And each one bears a mark
Where poke docs were incisin',
But you're kind of in the dark.
Your dad's now got a groove 'n'
Your mom looks like a he.
She's like one of the guys,
Dad, in voice high, says,
"I'm now sporting long hair,
And my new name is 'Louise,'
And she is 'Lewie.'"

He's a gal because. . .
CHORUS

Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.
Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.
Pole and a hole--
They've reversed roles.

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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
wondrous wordplay and imagery here...well done
Paul Robinson - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Echoing alvin's remarks...they were almost EXACTLY what I was thinking before I even saw them. don'tcha hate it when someone beats you with the clever remarks? Great job! 5's ~ ~ ~
Cat - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought this was some sorta South Park reference at first...
Dee Range - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
High 5's. Now the toilet seat argument reverses roles too.
Red Ant - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny work John, I was thinking about doing one to "Panama" called "Nads On Ma" about the same thing. Poles and Holes, lol. 5s
neminem - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Dang. I totally thought this was going to be about that one Heinlein short story. Now *that* would have been something to see.
Larry Hensley - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
good job, 5's
Meriadoc - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Wonderful wordplay!

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