Song Parodies -> Pay

Original Song Title:

"Stay"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

  
Parody Song Title:

"Pay"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Pay, yeah, for those little-kid prongers.
Priests pleased, reaped; reach deep
Into church coffers.
Pounded Danny's behind,
Banged on Manny's behind.
For past brotherly romance, steer
Clear of court

castrato:
Pay big time.
Down in L.A., lust than liturgy's stronger.
Priests prepped, pierced pee-wees,
Mahony* foots the bill,
Sixty mill.

Pedophiles placed preach lips on ty-y-y-y-y-y-ykes.
Not monks, pederasty they really li-i-i-i-i-i-ike.

castrato:
So-o-o-o-o diocese dinged the coffers.
Please, parishioners, pad padres with your offers.

Come on, come on, come, pay. . . .


*Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony
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Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, it's been a while since I heard that song! Great pacing, rhyming and alliteration here, John. Tithing some 5s.
alvin rhodes - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
AMEN....5s
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Frankie might want to have a little chat with you, as might Maurice Williams, the song's originator. But if you need a place to hide, you can borrow these fives.
John Barry - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, Alvin, Michael.
AFW - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Says a lot, with no wasted words..
Stuart McArthur - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
"little-kid prongers" I've not heard before, JAB - maintain the rage - 555
Dee Range - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said...Amen. 5's

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