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John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pay, yeah, for those little-kid prongers.
Priests pleased, reaped; reach deep
Into church coffers.
Pounded Danny's behind,
Banged on Manny's behind.
For past brotherly romance, steer
Clear of court

Pay big time.
Down in L.A., lust than liturgy's stronger.
Priests prepped, pierced pee-wees,
Mahony* foots the bill,
Sixty mill.

Pedophiles placed preach lips on ty-y-y-y-y-y-ykes.
Not monks, pederasty they really li-i-i-i-i-i-ike.

So-o-o-o-o diocese dinged the coffers.
Please, parishioners, pad padres with your offers.

Come on, come on, come, pay. . . .

*Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, it's been a while since I heard that song! Great pacing, rhyming and alliteration here, John. Tithing some 5s.
alvin rhodes - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Frankie might want to have a little chat with you, as might Maurice Williams, the song's originator. But if you need a place to hide, you can borrow these fives.
John Barry - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, Alvin, Michael.
AFW - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Says a lot, with no wasted words..
Stuart McArthur - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
"little-kid prongers" I've not heard before, JAB - maintain the rage - 555
Dee Range - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said...Amen. 5's

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