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Song Parodies -> "Ms. Rogers Curs"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Rogers Theme"

Original Performer:

Mr. Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Ms. Rogers Curs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

For someone special.
There's a cooze with no brains in my neighborhood,
A cooze with no brains is my neighbor.
She is a swine,
A beastly swine.

She's a neighbor from Hades, head's a block of wood,
A neighbor who came straight from Hades.
She's got no mind. . .
Leaks from behind.

I rue the day I learned I had a neighbor who's so rude.
I hope in labor you die birthing your alien brood.

Or hope you get roasted on a sunny day
And from melanoma you pass away,
You rude, crude swine,
You screw canines.
You're a loathsome neighbor.

Cur with fleas,
Curse, disease,
Please, go f*ck yourself, neighbor.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Rotten Tomato - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr. Rogers is spinning in his grave over that one!
AFW - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I've had bad neighbors, too...way to go
MrMacphisto - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I could be wrong here, but it seemed like the pacing was off in a few places. Anyway, great job.. 4-5-5
John Barry - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, MrM.

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