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Song Parodies -> "Ms. Rogers Curs"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Rogers Theme"
Original Performer:
Mr. Rogers
Parody Song Title:
"Ms. Rogers Curs"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
For someone special.
There's a cooze with no brains in my neighborhood,
A cooze with no brains is my neighbor.
She is a swine,
A beastly swine.
She's a neighbor from Hades, head's a block of wood,
A neighbor who came straight from Hades.
She's got no mind. . .
Leaks from behind.
I rue the day I learned I had a neighbor who's so rude.
I hope in labor you die birthing your alien brood.
Or hope you get roasted on a sunny day
And from melanoma you pass away,
You rude, crude swine,
You screw canines.
You're a loathsome neighbor.
Cur with fleas,
Curse, disease,
Please, go f*ck yourself, neighbor.
A cooze with no brains is my neighbor.
She is a swine,
A beastly swine.
She's a neighbor from Hades, head's a block of wood,
A neighbor who came straight from Hades.
She's got no mind. . .
Leaks from behind.
I rue the day I learned I had a neighbor who's so rude.
I hope in labor you die birthing your alien brood.
Or hope you get roasted on a sunny day
And from melanoma you pass away,
You rude, crude swine,
You screw canines.
You're a loathsome neighbor.
Cur with fleas,
Curse, disease,
Please, go f*ck yourself, neighbor.
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Mr. Rogers is spinning in his grave over that one!
I've had bad neighbors, too...way to go
I could be wrong here, but it seemed like the pacing was off in a few places. Anyway, great job.. 4-5-5
Thanks, AFW, MrM.
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