-> "Bad Swiss 2"
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"Bad Swiss 2"
It’s hot air about neutrality. . .
they had open arms for Nazis.
They’ve got great admen, and their PR is good—
They pulled the wool over eyes of many in this world.
It’s true, there’s a good taste in those chocolate bars;
they’re much better than those from Mars
In watches they’re far ahead;
in cuckoo-clock business they have led.
They did naught to stop the World War II fight,
but dealing with Hitler was alright.
They turned eyes from the camps and gas,
treated SS to a repast.
It’s hot air about neutrality,
unless you stretch semantically
and allow henchmen into your neighborhood.
And now they’re the bankers to drug cartels of this world
So we awoke and this is what we found:
if you have gelt, they want you around/
They don’t care; they avert their eyes
as to the source of that handsome prize
The lust for bread is running through their head. . .
Gandhi, Putin—if you’ve got a pile,
they want that dough; it’s bliss for the bad Swiss—
no matter where you got it, your ass they’ll kiss.
They run a con; and the place is sealed up tight,
with ill-gotten wealth rife. . .no light
is there or air on the secrecy
They hoard gelt for kleptocracies.
They’ll fawn for henchmen who are not any good.
They’re insular and take in wealthy thieves of the world.
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