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Song Parodies -> "Man of Hoggish Wallow"

Original Song Title:

"Man of Constant Sorrow"

Original Performer:

The Soggy Bottom Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Man of Hoggish Wallow"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I am a man of hoggish wallow;
I get muddy all the day.
I really smell--I'm gross and yucky,
'cause on a farm's where I was raised.

('cause on a farm's where he was raised.)

For six corn ears I fight to gobble,
But there's no beer here on the ground.
Porkers' tails curl like screws for bottles
In which a Frenchman's "milk" is found.

(In which a Frenchman's "milk" is found.)

It's air-reek smell as you'll discover
When I enter the house and stain
Floors, ties, gowns shoes. . .sty shmutz by the pail load,
And people cry long's I remain.

(And people cry: "Please don't remain!)

"Euw! Man-bĂȘte reek seems like pee-stained alley--
Don't want you here--please go away!
Or else learn to scrub the mud off,
'cause you are reeking worse than day-
time TV. What more can we say?"

(TV that runs during the day.)

Many of my friends feed at a manger
Daintily, as if with a fork.
But I am slop-hoggish when it's given:
I eat at trough and gorge with pork.

(He eats at trough, gorges with pork.)

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alvin - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
lol @ reeking worse than daytime TV
AFW - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Welcome back, and Happy New Year, John...Being of farm vintage, myself...I can certainly relate here....Great agricultural humor.
MrMacphisto - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh Brother.. 5-5-5
MadamePorkTrix - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
No matter from where you came sir Sweaty, you Pirates be all the same, sir ! A Surly & Sweaty lot for sure!
John Barry - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, MrM, Madame.
MIKE - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
& LETS COUNT IT DOWN 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 11 10 12 UH UH 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 H@PPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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