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Original Song Title:

"Hey, Jude"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hay Food"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

sec: dry; wain: wagon
Hay food, it's made from thatch
Place a batch on the trough for heifers
Breathe methane or get away when they fart
The loud report could make you deafer.

Hay food, it's being ate,
They can't wait to sink in their dentures.
In minutes, they're ready to lunch again,
And what goes in sec* exits wetter.

So when you're out on the hay wain*, hay food obtain
Don't let it get wet, or it molders.
Mind that it's not stolen by mules, for hay they drool,
Although they've no jewels, they still get bolder.

Hey food, it's meant for cows--
Boobs are rounder than those from Hefner.
Remember: don't let 'em into your heart,
'Cause you might start to make a heifer.

So mow it down and bring it in, hay food, dig in--
It's tasty, but they hope you'll put corn in.
When they bellow--louder than moo; hay food
They'll chew--ruminants, they feed, then chew it over.

Hay food, it's not so bad,
And it lasts long--each cud tastes better.
Remember, there's no smokin' when they fart,
Or soon the barn will be just embers.

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo,
Moo, moo, moo, moo, hay food. . . .

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   5

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alvin rhodes - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
funniest one i've "herd" so far today...5s
Rick C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said! 555
John Barry - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Rick.
AFW - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Stop already...I can't take it no mow...cuttin' fives
2Eagle - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Have you ever ben bit by a werecow?
Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You really went against the grain for this one. But I can't give it a five, because I'm allergic to hay. No joke, every time I'm around a horse my eyes start tearing up and swelling up. As in "Holy antihistamine, Batman!" You know what else happens when I'm around horses? I lose money betting on them. Will I never learn to stay away from Monmouth Park?
Rod Worden - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
A gas! 555
Kristof Robertson - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Mooooo..ving. 555
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
btw, John. I was searching the database here for "It's Impossible" and, found your "An Imp Tossable". After reading that, I decided to move on to another OS.

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