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Song Parodies -> "Fellow’s Harm Ways Like a Padre’s"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Muddah, Hellow Fadduh"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Fellow’s Harm Ways Like a Padre’s"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fellow’s harm way like a padre’s
in sick, sex sect. . .Card’nal cadres.
Bang-kids Jerry then was reigning
at Penn State and charity with good works feigning.

He went tyking ’round the ivy-
covered halls and it weren’ wifey
he was shagging while a winner
of ball games, but his ball game
was not an in-’er.

This fake counselor was a preyer
on boys younger than his players.
And the head coach, who’s now deceased
turned a blind eye while the bad behavior increased.

How’d this nutjob get away there
with naughtiness? Naught did they care.
Penn State’s like Rome’s hierarchy—
least they transfer pedophiles in that autarky.

Tykes he boned; perverted father
figure homed in. What’s done? Nada.
They left him alone; they didn’t care
that raping lads was his fun fare.

Tykes he boned. Somebody must have heard the noise
as he sodomized little boys.
Now he’ll be put away
after his years of “play.”

Now the victims and their mothers and their fathers, sisters, brothers
know that Jerry will be missing
from the scene. In prison he’ll get more than kissing.

Dazed, this misfit will get jailing.
It was Penn State that was failing
in their duty as they let ’im
play his “sport” and not report so law could get ’im.

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