-> "Undone Bridge and Falling Crown"
Original Song Title:
"London Bridge Is Falling Down"
Parody Song Title:
"Undone Bridge and Falling Crown"
The Lyrics
Undone bridge and falling crown,
Falling crown, falling crown,
Undone bridge and falling crown,
And there's caries.
Make the molds with plastic clay,
Plastic clay, plastic clay,
Make the molds with plastic clay,
Then drill caries.
With the jet spray, wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
With the jet spray, wash away
Dreck from caries.
Fill holes up with sticky mortar,
Sticky mortar, sticky mortar,
Fill holes up with sticky mortar
In drilled caries.
Sticky mortar won't decay,
Won't decay, won't decay,
Sticky mortar won't decay--
Helps stop caries.
Add support with tungsten-steel,
Tungsten-steel, tungsten-steel,
Add support with tungsten-steel. . .
Large load carries.
Silver fillings are now gold,
Are now gold, are now gold,
Silver fillings are now gold:
14 carat.
Silver gone; gilt, filled holes deep as a bay,
Deep as a bay, deep as a bay,
Silver gone; gilt, filled holes deep as a bay
En Mar Caribe.
Maloccluded is the bite,
Is the bite, is the bite,
Maloccluded is the bite--
Looks quite scary.
Dig into your pockets deep,
Pockets deep, pockets deep,
Dig into your pockets deep,
Say Hail Marys.
Bill might give you quite a big fright,
Quite a big fright, quite a big fright,
Bill might give you quite a big fright--
Charges carry.
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