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Song Parodies -> "Into Passports"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Postman"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Into Passports"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

State, yes the State Department's into passports.
State's, State's into passports

Into passports. . .look and see
What's there on McCain, Barack, Hillary.
They'd been looking for a long time
State's head girl lies, "This isn't fine."

What would you think she would say?
"We like snooping." There is no way.
They're into passports, like Stasi,
Statist instrument of East Germany.
They're examining, 'cause State's into passports
So blatantly.
The State staff's feeling unfettered.
To breach privacy, security.

There's no way we should be surprised;
About the "Bushies" we're apprised.
They won't be stopped from steamin' your letters.
Condi's merely one harm-us abettor.

Here comes the postman, look and see
If any letters to you are breached.
While you're at it, check your phone line,
And watch your email for telltale signs.

It's not just State that's into, State that's into (3x)
Most of the telcoms roam free, such as ATT.

State, State, State,
An admin. abettor
It's unglued, unfettered.

State.

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Jason - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
A parody about passports? Well, its different, and great as well. 555
alvin - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
gets my stamp of approval
Stan Hall - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Downright Marvelette ...
"Please, Mr, Postman, look and see ...
are there 5s in your bag for JB?"
"OK, I'll look and see what I find ...
yep, here are 3 in this bag of mine ..."
:-)
AFW - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
So true...I have one set for Monday on this same matter..
Harry - March 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Very nice, John. A very good parody on a very scary topic.

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