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Song Parodies -> "Beet It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Beet It"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Beet It

The cost of sugar cane's in the stratosphere.
The harvesting process can make the skies unclear.
You need another source with a price not so dear.
So beet it, just beet it.

Keep cane for rum and turbinado fans.
Use that blood-red pulp whenever you can.
The one drawback is, it will stain your hands.
So beet it, if you wanna save cash.

Just beet it, beet it, beet it, beet it.
Crop'll never be depleted.
When you harvest, just watch out for spiders!
They hide under leaves and sometimes bite.
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it

It's best to beat the leaves with an outstretched fan,
To knock arachnids off and into the sand.
And then you are ready for the harvesting plan.
So beet it, just beet it.

Just grab the greens below where the leaves flare,
Then yank those bulbous roots right up into the air.
Kick off the dirt, process 'em, increase your market share.
So beet it, if you wanna gain cash.

Just beet it, beet it, beet it, beet it.
Crop'll never be depleted.
When you harvest, just watch out for spiders!
They hide under leaves and sometimes bite.
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it

[Rebeet several times]

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Charlie Decker - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Certainly inspired...good job.
John Barry - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie.
Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, this one is hard to "Beet" 5's. Say, you wouldn't happen to be THE Farmer John, would you?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rebeet. Brilliant. 4-5-5
kylie - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked it but didnt quite understand it
afrah - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
i really like it and i like you michael jackson i hope i meet you some day love afra

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