-> "Beet It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Beet It"
The Lyrics
Beet It
The cost of sugar cane's in the stratosphere.
The harvesting process can make the skies unclear.
You need another source with a price not so dear.
So beet it, just beet it.
Keep cane for rum and turbinado fans.
Use that blood-red pulp whenever you can.
The one drawback is, it will stain your hands.
So beet it, if you wanna save cash.
Just beet it, beet it, beet it, beet it.
Crop'll never be depleted.
When you harvest, just watch out for spiders!
They hide under leaves and sometimes bite.
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
It's best to beat the leaves with an outstretched fan,
To knock arachnids off and into the sand.
And then you are ready for the harvesting plan.
So beet it, just beet it.
Just grab the greens below where the leaves flare,
Then yank those bulbous roots right up into the air.
Kick off the dirt, process 'em, increase your market share.
So beet it, if you wanna gain cash.
Just beet it, beet it, beet it, beet it.
Crop'll never be depleted.
When you harvest, just watch out for spiders!
They hide under leaves and sometimes bite.
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
Just beet it, beet it
[Rebeet several times]
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