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Song Parodies -> "What Can a Fella Do?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"What Can a Fella Do?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What can a fella do
When there's ovine
Enticements, I am askin' you?
Be denyin'
What wolf's vyin'
For. Lamb is my gambit,
So fleecy and round.
I will have a ram fit
And gambol with a group on the ground.

What can a fella do
When there's bovine,
Porcine. . . ?

I love ewe,
I love Kuh,
I love soo-
ey; here's Sue--she's my sow.

And I don't care
For which of species
I drop my trou. . .
Ain't leery.

How can a fella choose. . .
Swine, kine, ovine?
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Stan Hall - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Me ’n’ Elvis, well, we …

… ain’t gonna choose ovine
or swine--they ain’t the kine
we love to touch …

but we're givin' this a hunk-a hunk-a stern end 5s. :-)
alvin - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
glad to hear you're not picky...lol
Christie Marie M - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Just as much as I enjoyed Screamin' Jay Hawkins, I enjoyed Screamin' John Barry a whole lot! You ought to put a record album for these songs. This is so hilarious! I love how the livestock is brought to this song. Good show! 555.
LilMadameOvary - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Always looking for that ram . . . that stud . . . that Cowboy !

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